SPEEDING

I GOT STOPPED FOR SPEEDING YESTERDAY.

I THOUGHT I COULD TALK MY WAY OUT OF IT UNTIL
THE POLICE OFFICER LOOKED AT MY DOG IN THE BACK SEAT

It's NOT funny

I had to post this article here because when I read the headline I burst out laughing and yet, it's not funny at all, and I need to check if I am losing my marbles ..........

Please have a read and see if you can honestly read this article WITHOUT laughing out loud ?!?!

Runaway lawnmower kills Japanese Buddhist monk

25 Feb 2008 11:25:37 GMT

Source: Reuters

LONDON, Feb 25 (Reuters) - A Buddhist monk from Japan was killed after slipping and falling under the blades of his runaway tractor lawnmower, an inquest into his death has found. The Reverend Seiji Handa, 50, was cutting the grass around his peace pagoda in the English city of Milton Keynes when the accident occurred last August. He got out of the tractor to inspect something but the vehicle, which was pulling a multi-bladed grass cutting machine, slipped its handbrake. The coroner's office in Milton Keynes, northwest of London, said it had recorded a verdict of accidental death. Handa, from Niigata in Japan, came to Britain in 1978, when he began building a pagoda to promote peace. He had tended the pagoda with the help of nuns ever since. His main job was to trim the 12 acres (5 hectares) of lawns around the monument.
(Reporting by Luke Baker; Editing by Charles Dick)

(Obviously should have got some lessons from Owen Wilson!)

Hillary Clinton's campaign

I'll be printing these stickers at a small fee for all those interested !!

Damn !

Spot Check !

Special Offer !

I hear there is a special offer going on these new “hand’s free” kits.

If you want one, you’d better let me know soonest as I hear they’re selling out fast!

Perhaps this is why I got no Valentines cards !

I NEED YOUR HELP!

I'm trying to find out which Asda sells this mirror!

Maisy's First Steps in Gynaecology

"A lift-the-flaps book" indeed.

A definite "must have" on the book list for every household !

Hows this for subtle?

Do you think someone might be trying to tell me something here?
Surely you don't fancy a bit of a walk do you boy?

It's definitely dirt.

No really Honey, it is DIRT.
Best you wash the bus at your earliest convenience!

GSU time out . . .

GSU soldiers take a break whilst they wait for the next bout of violence to kick off.

Who brought the cat?

WHO BROUGHT THE CAT ?

A friend sent me this today and I had coffee spray out my nose I laughed so hard !

Thought I should share !!